Directed By: Jeremy Dyson and Andy Nyman
The brain sees what it wants to see, so goes a repeated refrain in Ghost Stories and in this case it’s what drives a paranormal debunker? What really gives someone the right to go into someone’s home and tell them that what they experienced and felt isn’t real? If I tell the debunker that there was a ghost in my room, who are they to tell me there wasn’t?
Directed By: Olaf De Fleur
Psychics are generally a shady bunch of people, pretending to contact the dead and generally robbing grieving people of their money, so I’m usually happy to see them get taken down a peg or two (Can you tell that today has been a long day?) and that’s just what a new offering from Netflix uh…offers.
Directed By: Michael Barrett
Foreign shores, ominous warnings, spooky children, Temple has everything that should make it good, yet why is it so uneventful? I’ll attempt to answer all that and more just as soon as I think about how you waste so much potential.
Directed By: Enzo G. Castellari
“One thing’s for sure, it wasn’t a floatin chainsaw.”
Saturday’s usually seem like a good time for a creature-feature, so I thought I’d kill two birds with one stone and dip into the murky world of Italian ripoff cinema with this blatant retreading of Jaws, it’s hardly finger-on-the-pulse stuff being as it came some 6 years later. Continue reading
Directed By: John Grissmer
“Well, it’s not cranberry sauce!”
I wanted something that I hadn’t seen or heard about for a Friday night, and when I run across something with this title I can’t belp but think 1) I’m in and 2) It would be better with an exclamation at the end. How do you make Blood Rage better? You call it Blood Rage!
Directed By: Carl Medland
How do you follow up something like Paranormal Farm? Well you just make another one. Is making another one a good idea? Well…no. I don’t think so.
Directed By: Carl Medland
“Orbs. I thought I was going to see orbs and now I got bloody Freddy Kruger to deal with.”
Look on Amazon and type in either ‘Paranormal’ or ‘Haunted’ and you will get a plethora of garbage looking movies to choose from. You want haunted streets, haunted lanes, haunted hospitals, haunted cul-de-sacs, haunted Ford Fiestas well you got it. They’re all the same low-budget, cheaply made schlock but they can’t all be bad can they? Even something called Paranormal Farm.
