See how excited I am? It’s October, and that means that it’s 31 Nights of Frights. 31 Nights of terror, mayhem, nudity, blood, violence, scares, ghosts, ghouls (I just like to say that word) and pumpkins.

So starting tonight join me as I pick 31 films (as well as some other odds and ends) and count down to the greatest commercialised made-up-holiday of the year.